23 mars 2004

Things we all would like to say at work, but can't.

Ozguru, an Unix/Mac Geek who lives down under (his words not mine) has a funny post on his blog headlined Don't Say It!

The funniest (for me) were:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
23. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
And this one holds a special place for me since (although maybe I shouldn't admit it) I've used it before:

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
Thanks to Paul Jané for the tip.

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